When I get a haircut, I get my money’s worth. I let my hair grow long and then cut it really short. I could save money on haircuts if I had a girlfriend or someone I trusted cut my hair, but I don’t have either of those. I don’t have the guts to shave my head because I’m not sure it will come back.
Buddha Hair
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Have you considered getting your hair cut at a beauty school. The prices are amazing, and at the good ones, they usually do a better job than the mall places.
I may have to look around for that.
Shave it bald OR grow it out! Those are your only two options!
So the choice is Alan Moore or Brian Michael Bendis?
Ooh, I would love to have Alan Moore’s hair, although I’d also have to have his accent and voice or else I’d just look like a domestic terrorist.
I used to get my hair cut at one of those schools in St. Cloud and it was pretty hit or miss but it was only like $6 and I barely care how I look so it worked out pretty well.